Your knees start looking sad.
Hair dye becomes part of the monthly budget.
It’s almost acceptable to start steeling cigarettes off your children.
Your children pick you up from a party.
You can’t get into your morning suit, when it fitted like a dream 10 years ago.
The only thing a mirror reveals is your furrowed brow.
You know the original Point Break Movie was so much better.
Your kids have no idea who 'Wham' were.
You become obsessed with teeth whitening (apparently take years of us).
Everyone at work could be your kid.
You are still amazed with the snap map stalking.
You can’t stop looking at Instagram.
You get great joy planting 100 alium bulbs in November.
You take up cadio-tennis and can’t move for a week.
You hand over the church flowers to the new young family who have just arrived in the village.
You spend a fortune on a new bike and all the gear.
You talk a lot about “back in the day"
on 25 / 09 / 2018